Truly, the marvels of everyday living pale in comparison to being able to shoot guns in VIRTUAL REALITY. I enjoy having to swing my arms around like a fucking dimwitted shit-nosed asshole to move around comfortably, I enjoy having to figure how to put a magazine in a gun because the placement of the fucking thing is 90 Degrees Pitch-wise, I enjoy the fact that instead of shooting things in real-life, with real-life guns and ammunition, I spend my time standing in a dark corner in a wet basement with a TV screen glued to my screen.