This is one of the most creative and clever point-and-clicks I've ever played. Unfortunately, there's a large portion lampooning pay-to-win idle clicker mobile games, and the game's commitment to the bit just ends up being a bad time.
As the title states, there is no game here! Nope. Just a locked-down title screen. But while you're there, you might as well play around to see if you can find something to do.
If you're a fan of classic Lucasarts or Sierra adventure games, and if you enjoyed the meta humor and story of The Stanley Parable, you should definitely go into this game without learning anything else! The story is fantastically clever and engrossing, and the whole thing is only about 4 hours long. I waited for a sale ($9 instead of $13) and I honestly feel stupid for waiting that long to save 4 dollars. This game is absolutely worth it at full price, though you can get it for $5 on mobile. Since you're just clicking/tapping, it shouldn't be an inferior experience on a phone. Just be ready for a tedious middle segment (though the tedium is meant as a joke) that overstays its welcome a bit, and trust that the ending will absolutely be worth it.
As the title states, there is no game here! Nope. Just a locked-down title screen. But while you're there, you might as well play around to see if you can find something to do.
If you're a fan of classic Lucasarts or Sierra adventure games, and if you enjoyed the meta humor and story of The Stanley Parable, you should definitely go into this game without learning anything else! The story is fantastically clever and engrossing, and the whole thing is only about 4 hours long. I waited for a sale ($9 instead of $13) and I honestly feel stupid for waiting that long to save 4 dollars. This game is absolutely worth it at full price, though you can get it for $5 on mobile. Since you're just clicking/tapping, it shouldn't be an inferior experience on a phone. Just be ready for a tedious middle segment (though the tedium is meant as a joke) that overstays its welcome a bit, and trust that the ending will absolutely be worth it.