"When you turn pro, there'll be even MORE geese!!"

"I think... You're ready to upgrade to a softer ball."

"We're not supposed to putt here. ...but let's do it anyway."

"Mate... I've got a ROBOT vacuum cleaner! I read an audio book a WEEK, MATE!"

"The children's course will do! I don't need a full-size course to defeat you!"

"Just follow your gut, or failing that, the on-screen prompt."

"What if you just poisoned the grass? Would it take longer to grow back?"

"It's going well so far! No one knows I'm a groundskeeper." "Are you sure? You've brought several wheelbarrows."

"We don't have any prizes left. You won everything. I hope nobody else likes golf."

"Did you know it's considered improper to hit balls at people and structures? In some courses it's even considered an offense." "Are you sure?? That sounds like an odd rule to me."

"Fifty... Years... OLD?? There's no way people played golf that long ago..."

"Mother must be worried about me. But I told her I was going to be a caddy. She knew the risks going into this."

"That's alright, we didn't want it to be too easy, did we?" "...that's exactly what we wanted!"