A game as boring as it sounds. A snoozefest that would probably be fun in a Sim City kind of way if it weren't filled with unskippable flavor text detailing the most boring story about a wannabe wine-mom leaving her desk job and throwing it all away to become a winemaker. This is far less interesting than it sounds, and quickly becomes grating. If I'm playing a game, I want to, you know, play the game, not read a transcript of someone yammering about the ph of the soil.