One of those games that makes you realize how weak you are. How much you crave that little hit. “Just one more floor,” you say. “Then I’ll turn it off. I mean, I’ll probably die soon. And have to start over. How… terrible that would be…”

Three hours later, you’ve attempted five more runs, experimenting with aggressive strats as opposed to defensive ones, writing down different combos in your pathetic little notebook, just sitting in a tired stupor in the dark playing your fucking virtual cards against nobody.

So… yeah, cool game!