Kinda garbage, but dang if I don't kinda love it. Feels like something a bunch of Japanese business men carefully concocted in a board room to maximally appeal to 13-year-olds.

Go into this expecting anything but cheap brutishness in the gameplay department, and you're gonna have a bad time. Just toss in a few virtual quarters and enjoy those first-rate cleaver-chop sound effects and the violent splatter of sewer monsters hitting the wall off your 2x4 for about 10 minutes, and then go enjoy something else.