Awful game.
- Horrendous pacing: You spend half the time talking nonsense, walking through infinite corridors in dungeons, and solving elementary school puzzles.
- Terrible writing and voice acting: The dialogues are filled with excessive, unwanted exposition. Every character feels the need to have an opinion and tell you about their entire life. The main character talks like a robot, and most voice actors act like they're just reading a script.
- Combat is completely braindead: You just spam attacks at enemies and occasionally click the dodge button. There's zero depth to it.
- Useless side content: The game is filled with side activities that make zero sense. Why would I complete an entire quest for a character I absolutely do not care about, just for a cosmetic item? Or pop stupid ass balloons in the air?
- Fake RPG elements: This is the icing on the cake. Every AAA release nowadays feels the need to add this stupid nonsense to give a false sense of progression to players and artificially manipulate difficulty. See that level 30 enemy? It will one-shot you, and you will deal zero damage to it unless you are at the same level. Gear doesn't matter. You will have to grind for stupid, useless items because if the game doesn't last at least 70 hours, it's not worth the asking price. Who cares about a tightly paced game with interesting gameplay and mechanics, right?
Graphics are good, and the animals are cute, though
- Horrendous pacing: You spend half the time talking nonsense, walking through infinite corridors in dungeons, and solving elementary school puzzles.
- Terrible writing and voice acting: The dialogues are filled with excessive, unwanted exposition. Every character feels the need to have an opinion and tell you about their entire life. The main character talks like a robot, and most voice actors act like they're just reading a script.
- Combat is completely braindead: You just spam attacks at enemies and occasionally click the dodge button. There's zero depth to it.
- Useless side content: The game is filled with side activities that make zero sense. Why would I complete an entire quest for a character I absolutely do not care about, just for a cosmetic item? Or pop stupid ass balloons in the air?
- Fake RPG elements: This is the icing on the cake. Every AAA release nowadays feels the need to add this stupid nonsense to give a false sense of progression to players and artificially manipulate difficulty. See that level 30 enemy? It will one-shot you, and you will deal zero damage to it unless you are at the same level. Gear doesn't matter. You will have to grind for stupid, useless items because if the game doesn't last at least 70 hours, it's not worth the asking price. Who cares about a tightly paced game with interesting gameplay and mechanics, right?
Graphics are good, and the animals are cute, though
2 Comments
Yeah it's really the perfect example of what's wrong with modern day big studios. Trying to appeal to every crowd and failing to deliver anything deeper than a puddle. Such a shame.
fancyynancyy
9 months ago