i used to have my nintendogs take part in fashion shows, in which I would play Colonel Bogey to make them march round in a circle and then i'd switch out their hats and glasses and collars until either i'd exhausted every accessory i owned or the music came to an end

i also used to lull them to sleep with the Naptime record, only to then terrify the living daylights out of them by following up with the Surprise record - because i was a cruel and merciless child and the nintendogs were my poor and abused playthings - but that's neither here nor there