yeah this really does suck bitch, its genuinely just pinball with austin powers flavortext...
i still havent seen the second one i dont think but
i got a giggle, twice. out of this.

uh , it rlly sucks though
especially the mission objective shit which deadass does Not matter in pinball whatsoever atleast not in one as transparently vanilla as this, which is ironic for a game abt a hypersexual british guy.

final thoughts: i sent myself into a booming laughing fit seeing "gotham games" on this bc this made me immediately thought bubble up bruce wayne trying to run a fund for kids charity and having a game made free for kids to play with him coverin the expenses and the result being this bull shit n them hating him

This game would be so much better if it had released in 2017 a $5 Add-on for the newest Zen Pinball. Sadly this released in 2002 for full price on the PSOne and is one of the absolute cheapest Pinball games I've ever played. The fact that only a small slightly off centered square is what you're given to view this 2D cardboard of 2 tables is insulting, not to mention the insane physics that make the Pinball bounce around like it's one of those .25 cent rubber balls you get out of a Gacha Machine at a Golden Corall. Still, it being Austin Powers alone gives it one star, and there is humor in losing a ball only to see an LED Pinball blur of Austin smashing his nuts in. It takes roughly 25-30 minutes to see everything the game has to offer. Still, for only $8 I don't regret picking it up, even if it was soley for the meme.

Austin Powers Pinball features two tables. International Man of Mystery and The Spy Who Shagged Me. I remember watching an interview for Austin Powers 2 in a little Sky Interactive window about a hundred times. I would have been about 12 or 13 and very insecure about puberty. Hearing that Austin had lost his "Mojo" had me looking up the word in the dictionary, which told me it meant something like "sexual prowess". I didn't really understand and assumed the film was about Austin Powers being castrated against his will. I still have not seen Austin Powers 2.

When you first play Austin Powers Pinball, you will attempt to figure out which buttons are used to control the flippers. Pressing anything other than the correct ones will warn you that you have "tilted" the board and will lock you out of playing until your ball falls down the hole.

If you register your copy of Austin Powers Pinball with Take 2 Interactive, you will be entered into their free prize draw to win £100. Imagine what you'd spend that on!