yeah this really does suck bitch, its genuinely just pinball with austin powers flavortext...
i still havent seen the second one i dont think but
i got a giggle, twice. out of this.

uh , it rlly sucks though
especially the mission objective shit which deadass does Not matter in pinball whatsoever atleast not in one as transparently vanilla as this, which is ironic for a game abt a hypersexual british guy.

final thoughts: i sent myself into a booming laughing fit seeing "gotham games" on this bc this made me immediately thought bubble up bruce wayne trying to run a fund for kids charity and having a game made free for kids to play with him coverin the expenses and the result being this bull shit n them hating him

Reviewed on Jan 06, 2024


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4 months ago

it doesnt get half a star because it's pinball, i cant absolutely despise pinball

and the fact that austin powers games exist, at all
is a sign of there maybe bein a god out there
whether thats a good god or a sinister one is completely up to your interpretation rly i cant decide tht for you, im still laughing about batman