Behold the Kickmen is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.
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Actually really enjoyed the gameplay in this, even though I've gotta admit it started feeling very repetitive by the time I was about 75% done. I also don't think the writing is funny, and the whole thing is trying very hard to be funny even though all the humor is essentially just the joke people make calling any/every sport "sportsball" and talking about getting a touchdown in baseball or whatever. Feels good to play though and the story segments are pretty short.