Never thought I'd be sitting on backloggd, writing about a random shovelware game on Steam that I payed 50 cents for but I mean hey, there's a first for everything.

When I was talked into playing this game, and actually looked at screenshots for it I expected shitty semi open unity (god speed) asset cat collectathon or something of that ilk, NOT the worst auto runner in the world. Cool hats though. Unlike normal Steam games that are pumped out and sold for 50 cents every week this one is ACTUALLY a scam. The second to last level is FILLED with mostly illegible text in the backdrop asking you not to pirate games, and to help him do something. I'd go back and try to read it as well as my body could let me, but damn I already uninstalled it. And the final level? Physically impossible to beat, according to the developer, a "game breaking, unfixable bug". What is the game breaking unfixable bug you ask? A gap between 2 platforms that is too big to jump. I mean hey props to this guy(? I literally don't know since no one has ever seen the credits assuming there even are any) I can't blame the hustle, probably made like 10 bucks off of some poor kids. Probably not kids though, considering the google server room PC that you'll need to properly run any of these greenlit indie games on Steam. I'd give this game half a star but I mean hey it's butt ugly martians fidelity cats in it that's pretty cool, instead I will give it nothing because it sucked my soul out of my face for 3 hours I think I genuinely said nothing with another person here with me for the entire 3 hours I was lost in this maze. If someone knows how to hack games hmu I'll pay you in Pokémon cards

So why exactly did I bother to sit down and think about this game any further considering what it is? Idk here's a picture of my cat I think he's pretty cool. Hats off to all my brave soldiers that willingly sacrificed their 50 cents for this game or otherwise. Unless it was porn, I don't perceive you.