[reviewing this after finishing the game (branch D) but also before reviewing the entirety of drakengard 3 but I will post this after finishing all the reviews damn this is a stupid remark]

zero is a character that I won't actually talk about in this iteration because honestly she's the fucking protagonist of the game what do I need to say about her in an add on

plus being the character you play for the whole game the gameplay is basically the same no nuance no nothing its just zero with her sword you can't even change the weapons because this is not actually the zero from the main campaign so yeah

and thats why this review will be super short

specifically this is the dlc of how zero befriended michael the greatest dragon of them all

michael is very interesting mainly because I had no chance to get to know him because of the fact that he has 3 lines in the main game and then dies and gets reincarnated into mikhail who has no memories of his former self so yeah thats it

he is a big bad dragon and his personality is stellar and in line with the "millennial dragon who knows it all does it all etc etc" kinda reminds me of the dragon from drakengard 1 WAIT I JUST OPENED THE WIKI AND T HE DRGAON FROM DRAKENGARD 1 IS A FEMALE ?????? WHAT THE FUCK NO YOUTE LYING TO ME THATS NOT A FEMALE DRAGON VOICR OH MY GOOOOD

honestly what the fuck is my problem i thought mikhail was female too im going crazy

ok anyway michael is hot

the levels you go through are kinda standard apart from a dragon level that is so fucking long like why is that so long

anyway michael and zero form a great couple im so sorry he dies I miss you big hot dragon I really do . I like mikhail more tho so there's that

so these are the DLC

and her little portrait is cute

To close, I'd like to say that you should always take game recommendations from people because hey, you might learn something new or interesting or newly become an expert on a game to tell people if they should play said game or not. Because you might get some guy who tells you to play some amazing shit like Dishonored and love it. Again, thank you Trotsky for the amazing game recommendations and fuck you Ringo for having me but this game on my backlog for almost 2 years. Plus, if you thought this review was a schizo rant or a bad joke, it wasn't. (Part 6 of a Full Review)