Scratching the back walls of my brain stem trying to prove myself wrong here but I genuinely think this is the first game I actually purchased all year lmao. Sometimes something goes terribly wrong in the lab and what should have really just been a webtoon or something mutates into a game you have to purchase on steampowered dot com. I'll take the fall here I guess, I honestly just squinted and spun around in my desk chair until I thought I was playing DokeV my beloved.
Dreams is Basically Splatoon but worse by every conceivable measure by orders of magnitude it's honestly impressive that they had the fucking nerve in the first place. The way the ink mechanic is replaced with TF2 sprays you just thinly lather the map with like a thin layer of jam on toast. The way I am CONVINCED some of these art assets are AI-generated-but-don't-quote-me-on-that. I think it'll be a hit honestly. Fifty squazillion players. Watch this space. Screenshot this review and show it to me ten years from now and tell me I was wrong.