You know, there are a lot of issues with this site we're on, but it does result in a unique sort of exchange in tastes. Periodically checking the front page means I get to learn what other people are playing, what they might think of it, even if I don't know them particularly well. Sometimes, I see some game cross my feed that I've never heard of but piques my interest. Something unorthodox, or unpopular, or new. Maybe an obscure title on an old console, or a niche genre staple, or an independent artist pouring their heart and soul into a little game. This gives me an opportunity to expand my horizons, to discover art I'd maybe never had the thought of looking at, and seeing if I connect with it in the same way my peers do. Regardless of whether I like it or whether I agree, this interplay can be meaningful.

This is not one of those games. Festering convulsion of early aughts emanations, so pungently trapped in a corn-syrup time cube, a stagnant, icy rictus. Gave me bean dysmorphia. Probably caused a war. I don't want a "Majesco Gamer Bean". Fuck this game, fuck me for playing it, fuck whoever put it on my feed, and fuck you for participating