This happened to my buddy Christian. He defended himself wielding one of the clerks. I actually have an history with the IKEA business myself. Our class went through hoops to convince people that a class trip to IKEA would be a great educational experience. We will be going on March 20th and I will not keep yall updated.

Steam calls this game "massive" -ly multiplayer but hardly anything about this game is massive. Our days are numbered and we spend those last moments beefing with eachother, not a life worth living. Bold of the devs to make a matchmaking system when nobody gonna matchmake with nobody else. You familiarise yourself with the other players and it's endearing in a way, if nothing else. It be like learning about the staff by being a regular but this is about to be a bloodbath. I misremembered this as being between loyal customers but you are in the shoes of a minimum wage citizen, fellas.

I don't know where this takes place, if it was the USA every weapon would be a gun and the lack of alcohol crosses out half of the Europe. Oh well. You'd think "IKEA battle royale" would have turned more heads, but I guess this wasn't the case. Keep the fight for these goofy ahh games alive, my friends. More soldiers to join the ranks of shovelware down the line, we aren't the generation that starts to think about the welfare of the future ones for no reason!