Lost a tooth while eating a ham sandwich, all while I was playing the golf minigame in this game. I can still taste the mix of ham sandwich and blood.

These games just didn't miss. Stuart Little: Big City Adventures (which I swear actually came out in 1999) was one that I remember doing the best job at not overstepping the "patronizing" line, while being quite fun in the process.

Someone find a safe way to re-release these old-school kids PC games, I'm feeling nostalgic.