Better than the first game but not by much. I don't remember really anything from this game.
6/10
6/10
Una mejor en cuanto a historia y desarrollo de personajes comparándolo con el dos, una antesala más pulida para la obra maestra que es Garten of Banban Tercero
Why does it perform so badly holy shit
To give you an idea of how poorly this game is made, and I'm not sure if this was a bug for me or its just coded that way, but I could not sprint and jump at the same time. I had to let go of sprint to be able to jump. Now, this becomes a massive problem in the five minute fucking roblox obby right before the game's ending, as the last jump is a long gap one needs to cross and sprint-jump. As a work around, and the ONLY way I could beat this part, I had to plug in a controller and use that to move while holding the sprint button. This allowed me to do both at once. Let me say again, I had to use TWO controllers at the SAME TIME to beat this stupid game that costs real money. Do not buy this game, do not make my mistake
how tf they made it worse than 1?
Graphics- 1/10 Just blank default textured walls and art that couldve been drawn by a 6 year old.
Fun- 0/10 There is no inkling of fun in this game, it actively hurts at times.
Story- 2/10 There is some semblance of a story but its not particularly interesting yet.
Replay value- 0- This game is a waste of time on a first playthrough, let alone a second.
Cost/Value- You could give this to me for free and id still want my money back, so 5$ is a rip off.
Game length- About 1 or 2 hours
Who is this game for- Mindless idiots and kids who just buy any new horror game a youtuber reacts to in a funny way, and those who like shitty discount "mascot horror" games, and I guess the people who play this for a meme or whatever.
- While this game is not as bad as the first game (at least this one sort of resembles a game), This "game" is trash, its a shameless cheap cash grab trying to profit off of other more successful "mascot horrors" like poppy playtime and fnaf.
I am aware that this game also has gotten a huge cult following at this point, I'm not sure if this is because of pure memes, or there are some of you who actually enjoy this no effort garbage, but I'm holding out hope and going to hang in there for better games in the next FOUR that have come out.... but then again 7 games released in a single year kind of proves my point and I don't think I should be holding my breathe for any semblance of quality anytime soon
This game features lame and tame "scares", long and boring sections that seem to go on forever even though this game is only like a single hour long.
Frustrating as all hell parts, collecting stupid birds and walking 30 seconds to put them in the pen, and doing that over and over again until you've just wasted almost 5 minutes getting them all together, the developer thought it was a good idea to put the only door out of there have an instant death hiding behind it. If you aren't following a guide like I wasn't, this just instantly makes you mad since you have to re-catch all the birds all over again
Stupid random parkour section in the middle of the game, the crap momentum based jumping with no room for error is the PERFECT kind of game for a random colorful parkour section in the middle of a HORROR game with no checkpoints
Theres even a classroom section in the game where it takes forever to get back to where you are, and you have to literally sit through all of the dialogue to select the "correct answer" despite it just being complete guesses, there is absolutely nothing to figure out or learn, it's just trial and error, leading to more bloat and unfair and frustrating sections.
Guess ill be back when I play 3, when I get the courage to at least...
This game has nothing in it. Neither did the last game in the series, why am I playing them then? Because I'm an idiot I guess and I wanted to play a popular game from the internet.
This game would've been 30 seconds long if they cut out all of the time wasters like pointless hide and seek parts (this was also in the last game as well), frustrating puzzles that aren't hard, they are just tedious
I cant handle another shitter like this, its more of a game than the first one, but id rather play 10 minutes of crap anyday over this over one hour long version of the same thing but just as shit.
P.s. The voice acting sucks ass, without looking it up I'm just going to go out on a limb here and the developer is the voice of banban and he's just winging it.
Fun- 0/10 There is no inkling of fun in this game, it actively hurts at times.
Story- 2/10 There is some semblance of a story but its not particularly interesting yet.
Replay value- 0- This game is a waste of time on a first playthrough, let alone a second.
Cost/Value- You could give this to me for free and id still want my money back, so 5$ is a rip off.
Game length- About 1 or 2 hours
Who is this game for- Mindless idiots and kids who just buy any new horror game a youtuber reacts to in a funny way, and those who like shitty discount "mascot horror" games, and I guess the people who play this for a meme or whatever.
- While this game is not as bad as the first game (at least this one sort of resembles a game), This "game" is trash, its a shameless cheap cash grab trying to profit off of other more successful "mascot horrors" like poppy playtime and fnaf.
I am aware that this game also has gotten a huge cult following at this point, I'm not sure if this is because of pure memes, or there are some of you who actually enjoy this no effort garbage, but I'm holding out hope and going to hang in there for better games in the next FOUR that have come out.... but then again 7 games released in a single year kind of proves my point and I don't think I should be holding my breathe for any semblance of quality anytime soon
This game features lame and tame "scares", long and boring sections that seem to go on forever even though this game is only like a single hour long.
Frustrating as all hell parts, collecting stupid birds and walking 30 seconds to put them in the pen, and doing that over and over again until you've just wasted almost 5 minutes getting them all together, the developer thought it was a good idea to put the only door out of there have an instant death hiding behind it. If you aren't following a guide like I wasn't, this just instantly makes you mad since you have to re-catch all the birds all over again
Stupid random parkour section in the middle of the game, the crap momentum based jumping with no room for error is the PERFECT kind of game for a random colorful parkour section in the middle of a HORROR game with no checkpoints
Theres even a classroom section in the game where it takes forever to get back to where you are, and you have to literally sit through all of the dialogue to select the "correct answer" despite it just being complete guesses, there is absolutely nothing to figure out or learn, it's just trial and error, leading to more bloat and unfair and frustrating sections.
Guess ill be back when I play 3, when I get the courage to at least...
This game has nothing in it. Neither did the last game in the series, why am I playing them then? Because I'm an idiot I guess and I wanted to play a popular game from the internet.
This game would've been 30 seconds long if they cut out all of the time wasters like pointless hide and seek parts (this was also in the last game as well), frustrating puzzles that aren't hard, they are just tedious
I cant handle another shitter like this, its more of a game than the first one, but id rather play 10 minutes of crap anyday over this over one hour long version of the same thing but just as shit.
P.s. The voice acting sucks ass, without looking it up I'm just going to go out on a limb here and the developer is the voice of banban and he's just winging it.
ok there is no way they are topping this
Honestly this game was even better than the first! Especially the 3.6 gb raw sketch file includ-
small gnome runs past
What? What the fuck WAS that?!?!
small gnome runs past
What? What the fuck WAS that?!?!
Perhaps if I were, in another life, a sticky iPad kid
I spent like thirty minutes rounding up Opila Birds
Friends screenshared the game and everyone kept comparing me to Banban cause we sound similar
better graphics equals better games
better polygons equals better graphics
Garten of Banban 2 is objectively superior to every other game with this fact alone.
better polygons equals better graphics
Garten of Banban 2 is objectively superior to every other game with this fact alone.
"the shit you cook is shit" - walter white
cinema
GOTY 2023
the funniest piece of shit that ive played in my entire life
the funniest piece of shit that ive played in my entire life
This is a legit review. I actually think this game is hilarious. I know it’s not meant to be a parody but it sure feels like it. So many BAFFLING decisions made that are just completely unhinged from a game designer’s perspective. It’s just peak comedy sorry to say. Can’t wait for chapter 3 in like a month!
IT HAS BIRD BABIES!!!!!!!! THEY ARE OOMFIE
the masterpiece creautre nealry made me shat pants
HOLY FUCK
Hated every second of it
O que estou fazendo da minha vida?
kino of godgod 2
Bought this game and THANKFULLY I was able to finish it just in time for the refund window.
game still made for youtube shorts
if your game brightness is so dark that you cant even see the jumpscare, you fucked up
My friends and I went in with a positive mindset and had a good time. It's not a perfect game, but it was certainly not made with ill intent. There were some genuinely great moments and fun horror bits (for example, the snail eyes fake-out was literally genius). This is by no means "the death of mascot horror" and I'm excited to see how the sequels improve in the future.
This review contains spoilers
Even better than the first! there's A L O T to unpack here tht i dont want to get hidden through the spoiler warning.. actually ill tag it spoilers anyways just to be safe
garten of banban 1 was totally just a prologue for the grander ideas tht they wanted to have for this little universe, it was free! had pretty much three examples of the puzzle types it had to offer! and it really stayed scarce with the monsters it was gonna show you to build them up more and more for whats to come, feed the questions and such
And im here 2 tell u... garten of banban 2 is way better than the first!... i mean like duh lmfao theres more monsters going on here, way more confident dives into the backstory of the kindergarten and all around its just a step up in every way
There are still some things im noticing not really being fixed and thats the laughably huge polygon count for so much of the models, the controller alone is probably why the game fluctuates in how well it runs from time to time and when its dark??.. its fucking BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK it is straight up just vanta void ass black like LMFAO LIKE ITS NOT EVEN SOMETHING YOU CAN SQUINT IN IF U INCREASE UR COMPUTER'S BRIGHTNESS.. because of this Nabnab(the spider)'s jumpscare sometimes worked on me and other times i just couldnt even see wtf he was doin it was funny. Tweaking your brightness settings to be max or low can absolutely impact that puzzle, but that puzzle alone is kinda IT! just something funny!
Otherwise the crux and meat of this game shows you the experimentation that goes on, banban's cunning and the shit he's capable of and what he wants to do going forward.. you only really get a taste of it! but he does seem to empathize or sympathize with you and even goes as far as to help you and give you tips for whats to come! Opila is back and im wondering if helping return her kids will make her an ally as well by the next game because despite what the kindergarten mural sayssss.. these guys are NOT working with all the same motives in mind like FNAF would suggest with chica, bonnie, foxy and freddy
infact i think any fnaf comparisons to this series suck rn because this is totally going for something diff
the drone customization is cool and i actually think overcoming each monster's unique little niche is awesome too i kinda hope there's MORE lean into the experimentation aspect of things so that way we can see what all of their REAL identities are...
at the end of the day, its as cheap as a pack of nuts from the gas station and it scared me a few times.. im sorry if this makes me sound less cool to you for having found enjoyment in this but like??? how could i hate this LMFAO
now if this was trying to charge 60 dollars per game or even 40 bucks, then id absolutely understand the outrage
but this(ironically enough especially after my finger wagging earlier a paragraph ago) is something fnaf Also did with releasing an absurd amount of sequels back to back within the span of a year with a myriad of similarities that Can be argued as superficial but also marginal adjustments that lead to be true.
final thoughts: I still unironically like this!!!!!! and no im not being paid or brainwashed swear on my mom! should you BUY it??? MM. dont know bout that
but my venture going forward was out of genuine curiosity and now im interested in whats gonna happen next with the story
Maybe its a little thing i got for weird games! Maybe its tolerance for simplicity with puzzles because of enjoyment i had with roblox obbies when i was young, but at the end of the day i like the models and the vibes these give off!! Now don't get it twisted though, this isnt like a revolutionary game to me and i dont think anyone shitting on these is unjustified JUST because the games are sold cheap, but like
cmawnnnnnnn
u could do a hell of a lot worse
also embarrassing thing to note but like, this is technically a 40 minute long game
like
shorter than space funeral
and yet i clocked in like 2 or 3 hours in it bc i would get lost or googly eyed lookin up and down and thinking at stuff... hrm.
lets see how the third one is
i heard thats unironically the one that a lotta ppl can say feels the most like a Full product of a game but the irony pits are so deep with some people on these games I genuinely cant tell. I've even had to clarify like five times that me enjoying these isnt even a bit or ever was a bit rn which is hilarious but.. YEAH
garten of banban 1 was totally just a prologue for the grander ideas tht they wanted to have for this little universe, it was free! had pretty much three examples of the puzzle types it had to offer! and it really stayed scarce with the monsters it was gonna show you to build them up more and more for whats to come, feed the questions and such
And im here 2 tell u... garten of banban 2 is way better than the first!... i mean like duh lmfao theres more monsters going on here, way more confident dives into the backstory of the kindergarten and all around its just a step up in every way
There are still some things im noticing not really being fixed and thats the laughably huge polygon count for so much of the models, the controller alone is probably why the game fluctuates in how well it runs from time to time and when its dark??.. its fucking BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK it is straight up just vanta void ass black like LMFAO LIKE ITS NOT EVEN SOMETHING YOU CAN SQUINT IN IF U INCREASE UR COMPUTER'S BRIGHTNESS.. because of this Nabnab(the spider)'s jumpscare sometimes worked on me and other times i just couldnt even see wtf he was doin it was funny. Tweaking your brightness settings to be max or low can absolutely impact that puzzle, but that puzzle alone is kinda IT! just something funny!
Otherwise the crux and meat of this game shows you the experimentation that goes on, banban's cunning and the shit he's capable of and what he wants to do going forward.. you only really get a taste of it! but he does seem to empathize or sympathize with you and even goes as far as to help you and give you tips for whats to come! Opila is back and im wondering if helping return her kids will make her an ally as well by the next game because despite what the kindergarten mural sayssss.. these guys are NOT working with all the same motives in mind like FNAF would suggest with chica, bonnie, foxy and freddy
infact i think any fnaf comparisons to this series suck rn because this is totally going for something diff
the drone customization is cool and i actually think overcoming each monster's unique little niche is awesome too i kinda hope there's MORE lean into the experimentation aspect of things so that way we can see what all of their REAL identities are...
at the end of the day, its as cheap as a pack of nuts from the gas station and it scared me a few times.. im sorry if this makes me sound less cool to you for having found enjoyment in this but like??? how could i hate this LMFAO
now if this was trying to charge 60 dollars per game or even 40 bucks, then id absolutely understand the outrage
but this(ironically enough especially after my finger wagging earlier a paragraph ago) is something fnaf Also did with releasing an absurd amount of sequels back to back within the span of a year with a myriad of similarities that Can be argued as superficial but also marginal adjustments that lead to be true.
final thoughts: I still unironically like this!!!!!! and no im not being paid or brainwashed swear on my mom! should you BUY it??? MM. dont know bout that
but my venture going forward was out of genuine curiosity and now im interested in whats gonna happen next with the story
Maybe its a little thing i got for weird games! Maybe its tolerance for simplicity with puzzles because of enjoyment i had with roblox obbies when i was young, but at the end of the day i like the models and the vibes these give off!! Now don't get it twisted though, this isnt like a revolutionary game to me and i dont think anyone shitting on these is unjustified JUST because the games are sold cheap, but like
cmawnnnnnnn
u could do a hell of a lot worse
also embarrassing thing to note but like, this is technically a 40 minute long game
like
shorter than space funeral
and yet i clocked in like 2 or 3 hours in it bc i would get lost or googly eyed lookin up and down and thinking at stuff... hrm.
lets see how the third one is
i heard thats unironically the one that a lotta ppl can say feels the most like a Full product of a game but the irony pits are so deep with some people on these games I genuinely cant tell. I've even had to clarify like five times that me enjoying these isnt even a bit or ever was a bit rn which is hilarious but.. YEAH
Cityzen Kane of the videogamnes
Bachillerato de Banban los bolos llorando por los pasillos como se pasa la profe
A complete failure of a game. Gameplay is tedious and purposefully time consuming. Actors are phoning in their performances. Graphics are both basic and rudimentary yet somehow chug your pc due to poor optimization. Music is uninteresting and window dressing.
If you are curious about the series and want to see what it’s like play the free one. Paying any money for this is a crime against your wallet.
If you are curious about the series and want to see what it’s like play the free one. Paying any money for this is a crime against your wallet.