Missing an official license, so you end up with interesting teams like The Miami Sharks. The only thing I liked about this game is when you charge into an opposing player there's a neat little slow motion effect and a cry of pain as he falls to the ground. Hmm, well the slow motion might be a bit of lag actually but it's amusing, which is more than can be said for the hair pulling frustration when you fail to score again and again.

feels like pure random chance if passes go towards the receiver or limp-dick themselves, but if the game's invisible coin flip decides you miss, you're gifted with a snes-crusty slice of fans half-headbanging half-imitating the travis scott apology video—so surely it's not the worst football game on this console. I also played this in Japanese which is a trip