Reviews from

in the past


1 star and its a gold star and it only goes to poe and NOT phone fling poe the DATEABLE POE the phone fling poe art was done so dirty don't wanna see that ASS IN MY FACE JUST GIVE ME HIS FUCKING DATEABLE DLC

Honestly, bar any "crush crush but guys edition" comment I could make, this game really is a whole step down compared to crush crush. It feels like the devs have wisened up to how they can squeeze a couple extra dollars out of whoever pays just based on how hard it is to get time slots, diamonds and boosts, and the limit to the effectiveness of boosts as well. This game is just crush crush but with guys and way more hungry to dig into your wallet. Of course if you have the patience and want a cute little idle game to play, then this game does have that going for it.

i dont like romancing animals

I wish I could give this a 0*. I only played through this because friends asked me to and also gave me cheats and this game is not worth shit holy fuck.

Also everything felt extremely offensive and it was painfully obvious this game was made for straight women but JFC this game is so fucking full of stereotypes I would rather die than play this game again.

I already felt like I was wasting so much of my time playing it with cheats which made me able to finish it within a day, I cannot genuinely imagine trying to fucking play this game in it’s original intended way AKA by taking 3 real life years to complete.

Please just go yank your chain to something else even Paint Girl and West Sweety is better than this dog shit.


Like Crush Crush but instead of cute anime girls you date animals/boys which is maybe a little weird. A major waste of time unless you like animals/boys.

A solid little idle game. Microtransactions can be a bit much, and it's conspicuous how many more steps there are to the sexual content compared to the companion piece Crush Crush (two guesses as to why), but it's still a solid, cute, and sexy way to pass some time.

kind of fun to begin with but the writing is terribly cringe, the text message options for the player especially just grate me to read. wholeheartedly embarrassing game

I was so serious about this game in 2020

errrrrrrrrrr eu acho q nao gosto de homem o suficiente pra jogar isso

don't touch this game. half a point for volks

It's not bad...idk, these kind of games aren't really my favorite...but when compared to Max Gentleman: Sexy Business, yeah this one gets 3 stars.

Never speak of this to anyone

(5 stars just for Cashew)

Lord, why wasn't I born straight?

Theres not much I feel more shame over than my 46 hours in this game 😭

I like men and this was pretty mid.

I've discovered I just don't care about clicker games.

Decent idle game to play between other things, going up a level will take longer and longer the higher you get but still very playable without cashing out for boosts with a bit of patience

Why the fuck do I play these games.

The guys are hot but the porn is a little boring. It's so pay-to-win that I just cheated and gave myself unlimited gems.

It's a pretty good clicker. You can change your PC time to progress through the game easily :^)

I love Mikey, wish he was a full character in the game, and not just phone fling.

better than crush crush, although admittedly crush crush isn't, like. good. considerably better art, better gameplay loops, some actual sense of accomplishment when you rank up a character besides 'ok! now click the date button 45 times. it's the exact same resource investment it was ten character levels ago but you have to hit MORE BUTTONS', which is what kills crush crush for me.

i am not saying blush blush is GOOD but it's like. definitely more playable by a good margin. you're not playing this for the plot you're playing it because you want an anime boy idle dating sim and markiplier is also there. still wants your money real bad & is fucking obsessed with running 7 day events.

it's crush crush 2: better and with marginal soul. the improved art does help a lot. however it's still fucking crush crush and without the multipliers you get on mobile, the gameplay loop very quickly becomes fucking agonizing


I wasn't the biggest fan of Crush Crush, but Blush Blush was somehow worse.

Welp..... I guess i'm gay now

the gameplay loop is fine, i enjoy that well enough. i downloaded it honestly because i thought it would be a fun idle game and i could look at some decently attractive men in the process but honestly it just ended up pissing me off.

the writing is horrendously annoying. i know this is personal preference, but my personal preference is not this. there were a couple good gags, but otherwise the characters repeat the same 5 lines per relationship rank and it gets old fast. also, the designs are uninspired at best - they share basically zero characteristics with their animal forms other than eye and hair colour. you really made the wolf guy a skinny white twink who wears pristine dress shirts? really? at least three of the characters look near identical and at least two DRESS identically.

then there's the pegasus, eli. he is literally a homophobic stereotype, and i don't accuse writers of this lightly. it's actually genuinely offensive. you can really tell from the get-go that this was made for straight women and not gay men and it's incredibly unsettling to play as a gay man.

anyway, bad game! do not recommend. make something interesting with this gameplay loop and maybe i'll come back.

i hate my itch for idle/incremental games. it has such unbearable dialogue. the fact that it has characters based off real people is... okay if done with consent but it's established some haven't and the fact that there's nsfw dlc of this game... just a bad combo. i would get nimh out of there but not even he is worth salvaging