Reviews from

in the past


I prefer fishing in Zelda games

Takes itself way too seriously after its predecessor perfectly balances being campy and intense. It looks great and there's tons of cool moments, but also plenty of frustrating ones.

Eleven-year old me had this insistent urge to slaughter wild animals in video game form for some reason. Looking back at this, through merely the prism of memory, admittedly, I don’t even feel that “young and dumb” is an adequate explanation as to why I kept playing this monstrosity. Luckily, for my own sanity, it was just a phase.

sux the dlc that lets you tweet photos of your kills to your republican voter base is no longer available from xbla