Reviews from

in the past


Like onlycans but it's chairs and you're actually fucking them, kinda. More thrusting at em. It's stupid and it relies on random tidbits more than a crafted narrative, however simple and stupid when comparing the other inanimate object minigame dating game I have played. This one feels less clear on how to get a good score, and its the least worthwhile thing to figure that out for. Also if I had a nickel for every dating game about objects, only 2 but it's weird, etc etc you know the joke. The sound design is excellent, as is the music.

Best game for when you are feeling a little goofy but still want to have a good time.

This game helped me realize that I’m bisexual. Thanks Chair Fucking Simulator!… and Markiplier!