Reviews from

in the past


I don't know what all the bad reviews are for. It's like fine. Not the best and not the worst

I um...goodness gracious I tried with this? Like earnestly tried to find the game in here, you know?

The controls were genuinely laugh-out-loud bad: you can turn around to shoot the other direction, but you need to be FULLY out of your previous movement or firing animation or else the animation just starts over and you get locked there? It was pretty funny to see.

This is barely a game, sadly

this game stays true to the source material, in that it is full of dumb gags involving women, uninteresting shooting, and a lot of long corridors