Reviews from

in the past


i admire the delusions of grandeur that fuel every single moment of this game's breakneck FMV nightmare pacing. however, i think this egg might be a little rotten...

fuck off charlie the egg. you prick.

A frustrating game with horrible controls that make the experience miserable from start to end. Sometimes the game tells you exactly what to do, other times it leaves you completely alone to figure out a crucial mechanic that you have no idea exists. Sometimes there are so many things on the screen that it's impossible to see where your character is and you just walk off to your death. There are lots of funny cutscenes and sounds, but the novelty wears off quickly. A game like this would've been impressive in the early 90's but just falls completely flat for 1998.