Reviews from

in the past


So fucking tired of these liberal bullshit video game companies. Yeah. Thanks Nintendo. Thanks for giving me a WOKE game where I can grab so much.... juicy... throbbing... exquisite meat.... 🤤

A weird score attack kind of game that was only ever available as a Club Nintendo bonus. You used the wii remote to extend and retract one of those grabber hands to pluck falling meats off of a grill. Since the grabber can only be in one of six positions, it feels oddly like a Game and Watch game (more like the remixed versions in the Game Boy collections than the original versions, but it's still that kind of rigid style).Yeah it's not a good game and it's basically just a novelty download, but it's still kind of neat.

Review in progress:
A boring minigame with no lasting appeal.

Still waiting on the Grill-Off With Ultra Hand! representation in smash