Since no one really cares whether this is good or not; doesn't the guy on the cover look like he'd pay for porn?

99.9% of gamblers quit before winning big

i lost 1.7 billion chips

the little bar that tells you how good your hand is statistically kinda takes the whole challenge out of poker

its like free gambling (not free i lost it all)

pai era bom de ficha tá
mas como n valia nada os cara só quitava qnd tava pra perder e cancelava o jogo

ostensibly garbage but quite possibly the funniest frog sprite of all time. this game provokes an diagnosable aggression towards strangers

Haven't played this at all but why does the guy on the cover art look like PeanutButterGamer