Reviews from

in the past


JRPG Nerds will debate endlessly over which Turn Based game is the best and I can assure you with utmost certainty that all of them are wrong, simply because they're too uncultured to know what's good for them, and I can't really blame them, as many of them never really chose to be born as a United States citizen, but I digress.

Hogs of War is not really a Turn Based game, it's his own new genre called: Based Turn Based Game. It's like a Turn Based game but made by insane racist Britbongs (non-derogatory) who somehow never made anything prior to this and yet managed, by almost sheer luck (?), to create something that easily stands out from anything released that year and knock it out of the park.

wokes de mes deux… à cause de vous on n’en sort plus des jeux comme ça 😞

Juste un classique comme on en fait plus maintenant….

não sei vocês caras mas esse clone de worms em 3D me faz querer ME ALISTAR NO EXÉRCITO, MARINHA OU AERONÁUTICA PARA EU PODER ESCALAR MONTANHAS ANDAR DE HELICÓPTERO QUEIMAR COISAS DESCER PRÉDIO CORRENDO ANDAR DE MOTO ENTRAR NO RIO ANDAR DE BARCO FAZER NATAÇÃO ANDAR DE CAVALO FAZER POLICHINELO LEVAR O GAROTO PRA ATRAVESSAR O RIO LEVANTAR LÁ DO TAQUARA ESPADA JUSTICEIRA DÊ-ME VISÃO ALÉM DO ALCANCE THUNDER, THUNDERCATS-OOOOO

Quotable, memorable, bloody difficult and charming. Gameplay is a bit slow and you'll need patience to master it, but the comedy on display is too good to sway interest.


Fantastic childhood fun brought to life by the late great Rik Mayall's impeccable voice work.

Ejejjejejjejej, oink, ejejjejejje

Pas du tout raciste, allez y les yeux fermés 👍

The visuals and controls haven't aged very well, but this game remains as addictive to play and funny as it used to be. Never get bored of single or multiplayer.

It was like the early 3D Worms-style game, before Worms 3D became a thing but with pigs and blessed with Rik Mayall's voice acting. I remember the tank controls made the movement feel a bit tedious, but the overall game aesthetic makes for a fun experience.