It don't get any better than this.

The only Mario game I was allowed to play growing up. Taught me how to type, so that's worth something.

Can I sing a song for you? When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, that's amoré. When an eel lunges out, and he takes a bite of your snout, that's a-moray! Get it? A moray eel? Hee hee hee hee hee! I say the funny.