Reviews from

in the past


me and a friend fucking sucked at Payday when we were playing it back in High School and we spent an entire Summer trying to beat this heist. We beat it on the last day of the break and I felt like genuinely unwell the next morning. I'm not saying this random EDM producer the heist was themed around put a curse on me but I am at the very least saying that this heist is painfully long and the music bores a hole straight through your skull and the color pallet of the map hurts my eyes and I am also not the only person to have contracted Havana Syndrome while playing this. It is a documented occurrence if my friend + a YouTube review I watched of the DLC is anything to go off of. Will never listen to Alesso willingly because I am Pavlov's dog now where hearing Swedish house music makes me feel like I'm going under anesthesia

The song that came with this heist is really good