Oh, let me tell you, Tekken 2 is the epitome of perfection. Who cares if the multiplayer didn't work? It's a solo masterpiece! Three-second matches are a blessing, showcasing the efficiency of finding the karate expert and unleashing chaos on your controller. The sheer brilliance of this game, combined with its unparalleled depth, demands an infinite score. Karate propaganda? More like karate paradise! Tekken 2 transcends numerical ratings; it's a divine experience in the realm of DAN.