Better than rampage, funnier satire than GTA, does not outstay its welcome at all.

The writing is a cry for help, and i respect it. Just a scream of "Why are humans like this??? why can't we do better???" with no answers in sight. The actual prose is juvenile in a good way; reminds me of Shakedown Hawaii.

The play in the campaign is brilliant. Rampage has always suffered from repetitiveness, since there are only so many ways to make "Destroy some buildings" into a fun premise. Hemasaurus adds multiple subgoals, subversions, gimmicks, and twists throughout its short campaign so that it never gets boring.

The physics also make this incredibly satisfying. Taking a specific chunk out of a building so that it will topple onto another building is always amazing feeling. Constant dopamine rush. Almost exhaustingly so.

My only wish is that the endless mode also had goals and gimmicks. Unfortunately it is too straightforward and easy, meaning that just like Rampage i end up dying from inattention rather than anything interesting. Still, the campaign is clearly the heart of this game, so i only subtracted a half star from this otherwise goofy masterpiece.

Terror of Hemasaurus is a great spiritual successor to the Rampage series of arcade games. What sets it apart from that series is that the buildings, tanks, people etc all have realistic physics. Destroying a building feels incredibly satisfying. The fact that one person made the entire game (except for the music) makes ToH even more impressive. Unfortunately, the plot itself is a slog. Through MANY cutscenes, an incredibly anvilicious story about climate change is told. While I def agree with its message about how the wealthy are killing the earth, it felt out of place and poorly told. I'd compare it tonally to the Netfilx film Don't Look Up; its message is clear and righteous, but isn't clever and certainly won't convert any non-believers. There is an arcade mode, but this removes the tutorial and not all the game's mechanics are intuitive. A good game that suffers from savior syndrome.

Funny pixel clicker about Godzilla with co-op, the main reason for the dislike so far is lags when using super power, FPS drops to 5, damn it, are you making a retro game with the simplest graphics possible, how??
The story part is completed in an 2-3 hours, it`s funny (but without knowing English you will not understand all the jokes), and the arcade mode should become more difficult from level to level, but I did not notice any increase in "threat".
And the gameplay is the most casual, you just click one button for an hour, literally, well, you can click different buttons in turn, sometimes you can climb buildings, jump off and click a button in the air, this is not bad, but you could come up with at least some gameplay, there are police, helicopters, but they also die from 1 click, and even if they manage to kill you miraculously, you will respawn. Well, some buildings are just too simply drawn, like in Paint.
In general, it's fun to kick cars and see how buildings fall, if the game didn't lag - maybe there would be a thumbs up.

I don't think I've ever played a game with such contempt for humanity.

The gameplay is fun, basically a modern Rampage.

The plot is basically just Don't Look Up but somehow more nihilistic and preachy. There's also some meta commentary about the game industry, why not?

There's a lot of edge that leaves a bad taste from what is otherwise a satisfying arcadey destruction game.