Reviews from

in the past


When i graduated from high school my parents offered to buy me a holiday abroad. I declined and asked for a copy of "Ukrainian ball in search of gas" instead. Somehow it all makes sense: Years of rough studies and training behind me, I was now ready to embrace the real thing. When I got the game I spent several days avoiding the enormousness of it all. At some point I did play it and still remember the feeling I got: The world would never be the same again, the naive childhood days of pre-Ukrainian ball era were over.

my girlfriend bought me this and i appreciate the effort at least

This is actually what ukrainian soldiers are given as combat material, like how the us army convinced atari to make a tank shooter back in the 80s or whatever

my friends bought me this as a joke and it's just a ball in a field and if you fall out of bounds the game is like softlocked
video games maybe aren't art