Reviews from

in the past


Have nothing but good memories of playing this with a friend. The writing is hilarious and bad though. That native american reservation level...

Pulled an all nighter doing the co op of this with some friends and it was honestly one of the worst most tortuous nights of my life so far

This game falls into the category of "so bad its good" but its not even that good. Like most David Cage games, don't bother finishing this game if youre not getting good enough laughs from it.

After a co-op play session that went for several hours, we came back to find that none of our progress had saved and would essentially need to restart. I was never really that engaged with this, despite the co-op being an interesting concept.


despite all my rage i am still just elliot page

An ambitious story with real, complex characters, one of PS3's most memorable adventures.

They modeled Ellen Page's nipples without her consent.

Somehow this game manages to have two white saviour moments on top of being incredibly creepy in how it views Ellen Page.

Wer David Cage Spiele kennt, weiß was einem hier erwartet. Die Story ist interessant und dessen Umsetzung nicht schlecht. Steuerung ist recht simpel. Grafisch hat das Spiel in bestimmten Situationen seine Momente. Deutsche Synchro ist perfekt. Empfehlung für jeden, der ein einfaches Spiel mit interessanter Geschichte haben möchte.

This garbage is quite hilarious.

teen mallgoth Jodie is one of the funniest character designs of all time

While the scrambled narrative is more ambitious and dramatically effective than Heavy Rain that fact also makes this all the more dull to power through even if it has a semblance of experienced maturity in how it handles its characters and storyline. Trade-offs, I guess. It loses the cornball excitement of Heavy Rain but gains one of my favorite protagonists in video games with Elliot Page's Jodie, who plays the role with such intimate rawness and emotional range that despite the game's overwrought melodrama left me near tears multiple times throughout from his performance alone. It's a character that's properly lived in and the game gives plenty of development (albeit perhaps a bit too schematic for my liking) for her to be feel fleshed out. She stands as a refreshingly flawed, vulnerable, but empowered PS3-era icon and I admire Cage's commitment to dressing the structure with emotional stakes rather than cheap thrills. The game certainly indulges itself in more ways than one with said structure, with the majority of child Jodie's chapters feeling superfluous. I wish the game was more episodic hijinx such as "Homeless", "The Dinner" and "Navajo", which showcased the game's strengths as it develops Jodie through her interactions with others rather than just feeding the player forced chapters where we actively partake in the trauma she underwent as an adolescent ("The Party" and "Like Other Girls" are eyerollingly OTT). Dafoe's Nathan is also woefully underdeveloped but an interesting foil to the game's thematic exploration of the afterlife and the spiritual connections that keep these characters tethered to sanity. Wish it went farther with these ideas but as a whole this was more focused on Jodie than anything else so in that I appreciate what's here despite how shaky the end product ended up being. I cannot deny the things that work and the moments that do hit are among Cage's most endearing as a visual storyteller.

This game is deliriously bewildering and absolutely terrible, but there's a scene where you can throw some knives at a teen bully and another where you can set down your controller to let your supposed love interest get his eye stabbed out so that's something.

chinese underwater ghost base

also the game does everything in it's power to make you try to fuck the angry obnoxious dude and lemme tell you, as Elliot Page himself, this feels like a hate crime

Interesting plot and good gameplay. But idk man this wasnt so good

A bad film that desperately wants to be a game

I feel so bad for Elliot Page and Willem Dafoe...!

They also made a nude model for Elliot Page's character even though they signed a contract with him stating that they wouldn't do this. Pretty shitty if you ask me. :/

Plot is the usual.
For some reason the game pushed the shitty CIA guy in my face at every option even tough he gaslight me, treated me like an ass and would probably sell me to Satan for a corn chip if the opportunity arose. I know romance is dead but this took it a bit too far.

yay david caaage well not so much but good on ya bro

Excelete narrativa. Mucho mejor que Heavy Rain.

What even is this game like seriously what is happening david

This is the worst game I've ever played.

Good game, has great characters and a great premise but I much prefer the storyline before she becomes part of the CIA as the story becomes too cliche I feel but other than that a great game


El claro ejemplo de hacia donde NO tiene que ir el medio, un guión pretencioso, para una historia pretenciosa de un "director" pretencioso.

It's amazing that Cage managed to get Ellen Paige and Willem Dafoe for this game. I truly feel sorry for them for having been subjected to this script.

The only David Cage game I haven't beaten. I absolutely fell out of love with the story halfway through.