You ever just want to have a car accident? Death is an escape, and I welcome it whenever this game is near.

I'm an asthmatic with a heart condition, and I can still move faster than the pace of even a single turn of this game's main board game mode.

It's bad.

Okay why did this game's soundtrack slap tho

This game is Mario Party 9 mixed with the Hannah Montana game but it doesn’t actually work

This is by far the greatest game ever created

this shit went fuckin hard on the daycare gamecube

I don't sit in while you're running it down, I don't carry a gun, I Mary-Kate and Ashley: Sweet 16 - Licensed to Drive