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This game kinda sucks, and has not aged well, but its funny I guess. I did the PBG route and that's probably all I'll ever do

This is one of those games that, when my younger self saw it being announced on Youtube, I just went "oh cool, these reviewers I watch are in a dating sim" and moved on from there.
Fast forward years later to graduating college, I settle down, get ready to relax for a while, and head to bed after the ceremony. As I drift to sleep and into dreams, old memories of all I had done in my life before college come back to me. But when one particular memory comes back, I suddenly jolt awake in a cold sweat. I notice that an hour has passed and the world outside remains pitch black in the dead of night. In this darkness and silence, I utter the words:


D̶̨̙̳̟͊͆̉̇́́̄ͅͅĄ̸͖͈̘͕̞̜͓̉̆̽͌̈́Ḿ̸̻̫̾́͠Ṇ̶̡̅̏̉,̴̛͖̮͓͇͊ ̸̡̯̞͎̦̤̑̋̅̓̇T̴̳͉͖̤͖̔͂͋́̊̈́̎̚H̸̺̪͇̲̩̲͔̒̓̀͜͠Ǫ̴̞̜͋͂̚S̵̞̦̹̮̓E̸̛͈͖͖̲͕̒̏̏̅͂̍͂͜͝ͅ ̸̢̝̣̹͙̲̔̇̉͌̂͘̕̚G̶̝̞̫̓̄̐̆̈́͗̕͜͠Ȧ̶̤̌́́̎̾̕͝M̸̦͙̳̗̜̿͗͋̋͛̉̑͘͝Ĩ̸̤̥̺̆̾̓̀͂̃̓͊N̶̗͒̉̌G̸̯̠̺̰͉̙̈ ̸̗̋̎̈́Ý̷̯̗̻͎̻̳̍̍̈͝Ò̸̾̑̀̀͂͗̚̚ͅU̷̟̘̫͍̭̐̅͌͜͝T̶̢̜̦̭̬͔̳̂̃Ų̸͎̰͔̠͙̖̠͖̈́B̸̲̲͇͛E̴̤̼̎̄̉̅̚͝Ŗ̷̜̺͚͕̒͌̓̽͗ͅŚ̸̢͎̻̝́̎̋̀̋͝ ̷̧̧̨̛̯̩͙͈̈́͌̑͋̕I̷̳̦͉͍̿̓̉̉̓̐ ̸̺͇̜̻͋́́̀̓̈́̉̈́̚͜ͅͅŬ̵̥̦̩͙͎̙̤̜̒̿͆͠͝S̶̫̐͆͊́͊̾̕͘͘Ȩ̵̛̜̏̓̐̍͒͘͝D̷̪̜̞̺̎̏̊̇͒̕͝͝ ̸͍̣͍̗͇̗̱̆T̸̩͇͍̦͔͍͎̺̈́̈ͅǪ̴̩̺͙̙̰̏̀̂ ̸̘͓͚̼͓̜͊͛̾̎Ẁ̵̼̣̂͋̿̅ͅA̷̧͍͈̮͖͕̐͆T̵̹̻͍͑͒̓͐͗̕C̷̯̱̯̀̾̈́̓̂̈́̕Ḩ̸͓̼̲̞̭͈̀́͗̓̄̎̽́̿ ̵̧̼̥̩̳͛͗͛͜R̷̻͓̿̓̆͒͛͘͝Ḙ̴̗̝͍̝͉̱͚̍̅͐̌̐A̴͙͕͍͕̠̹̞͇̩̽L̶̢̳̮͕̥̔̾́̓̉̽L̷̪̟͈̗̘̍̓̃̊Y̵̢̨̡͕̮̖̳̳̯͌͛̎̊́ ̸͔̝͕̫̯͔̤̖̈́͊̎P̸͉͔̰͔̈́͐̀̚ͅU̵̘͓̟̱͍̝̳͙͌̈́̓T̷͎͍̼͚̮̺̎̚ ̷̝̘̮͙̟͈̈́̍̌̏̎̑̃T̵̥͎͎͚̹̙̙̠̮͐Ḧ̴̢̫͕̬̀͊͗̀̌̕Ę̶̛͖̩̞̳̹̝̟̬͊̆̎̑͋͛͠͠M̸̢̢̝̘̜̙̀̏̍̎͆̕S̸̨̡̨̘̖̲̞͙̒́͂́̓̽̽͘̕ͅÊ̴̯͔̔̒̽̈́͑͗L̵̢̫̫̼͎̤̤͈̄͋̂́̐̏͒̂̓V̴̨̡̤̞̺̞̊͛͂̽͐͒̆͝͝Ę̶̣̫̬͓͙̣̗͗́̽̾̆S̸̛̬̭̮̯̣̿͘ ̵̟͉̼̖̟̉͑̏̀͋Ḯ̵̡̳͕͗̃̀̾̕N̵̛̖̦̗̩͚͍̏ ̸̥̹͑̍̎̐̒̕Ä̵̧̹͎̗́̀̀̅̇̀͂͝͠ ̵̤̻̫̼̔́͒͂͆̋͐̕̕H̵̡̡̎̅̂̐̈́I̸͔̼̐̇̍̌̅̿G̶̨͉̈́̀̋͠H̸̢̦̤͍̖͇͎͎͋̽̉̒͘͠ ̶̲̳̓ͅS̷̟̯̖̓C̴̺͚̟͔̮̭̼̞͈̎͂̑͆̈́́͘͘H̶̯̰̗̲̲̜͝O̴̫̝̱̗͚͊O̴͈̓̏̉̕͝L̸̥͋̀̎͑̎̿̑̀̽ ̵̨̭̯͎͕̽̅͠D̶͚̟̮͖̆Ǎ̵̢̘̰͉̻͚̭͙̋̀̐͘ͅŢ̵̦̲̟͉͙͇̐͌͛͆̚̕Ì̶̡̬͙̙̣̩͕̀̌̆͗̐͝N̶̢̹̹̗̫̍͗̅ͅG̶̛̬̩͙̹̠̓̂̆̄̔̈͝ ̴͙̫̬͇͌̂̀͛͂̚̕͝ͅS̶̖̗͈̼̻̑̂I̵̜̯̿̓̎̅͌̉̌̚͠M̴̨̨̝̙̙͖̺̼̈̌̓̈́̀̔̀.̵̹̘̜̬̖̲̐̋

I did the Jon route because I thought the bird was cute but then he started talking about an ethnostate and the gene pool...