Reviews from

in the past


I want you to imagine a document at Nintendo’s office that has “spray his ass” highlighted and underlined

This ain’t a Donkey Kong feeling game at all, essentially a weird take on a shoot-‘em-up design but in the Donkey Kong world (in the sense there are insects, a fire power up, the titular Donkey Kong who you spray here, and radishes)

Summary: blah

I did not give this game the time of day nor did I want to. Same mechanics on the same level designs.