An incredibly slow, mostly tedious scare-free horror slog.
"Well Koei-Tecmo-San, we finished the last FF. It has ghosts, a scary hospital and of course, a paranormal camera, anything else you want?"
"Add boobie physics"
"What? But Koei-Tecmo-San, this is a survival horror I don't unders..."
"Jiggly titties"
"But sir..."
"Bouncing boobalongas"
"Add boobie physics"
"What? But Koei-Tecmo-San, this is a survival horror I don't unders..."
"Jiggly titties"
"But sir..."
"Bouncing boobalongas"
Great game but awful port with weird balancing issues and timing issues, worse than the wii version.