Reviews from

in the past


A deeply silly game, but one with some well-considered subtext and emotional engagement that never gets in the way of the smacking of people with giant rubber willies. It is the most aggressively quirky of the 3 good Saints Row games, and my least favourite, but still worth a look.

will stream it and get all the cars too

GTA if it stopped taking itself seriously. Great fun for sure.

I feel like the saints row games always try to be "adult" and "funny" rather than actually good? Still an enjoyable time though

I like the missions where you have to get bounced about in rag doll to get the insurance fraud money but other than that I'm really not into this at all.


Finally finished this after years. Good humour and enjoyable, a bit grindy for the platinum.

has such a sick opening sequence. actually shaped me as a kid

you know ill give it the benefit that its somewhat fun to play, the controls feel nice and theres a lot of joy in driving around and shooting people but the actual story and tone of the game is ...... unfortunate. zombies and teleporting gang members and human cloning to name a few things are not what i ever wanted out of a saints row game but i guess they had to find some kind of unique selling point. i wish they didnt though. completely loses all the charm that 1 and 2 had

Kinda falls off once it focuses on the Wrestling Gang but it's so much fun.

Digital junk food. Its not 2 but it holds its own tone and style that I, atleast when I was far younger, enjoyed.

A perfect combination of gangsters and absurd humor. The story does a great job, and the gameplay is not at all worse. The only things that get in the way are the glitches and repetitiveness.

dicked about and had fun as a kid

I vividly remember my mom watching me beat the shit out of enemies with the giant purple dildo lmao

funniest ragdoll physics in any game ever