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Subway surfers lookin kinda cute

it's rare for a game to leave a bad final impression. usually, you save the best for last, y'know? the big, flashy moment is right at the end.

clustertruck leaves maybe the worst possible final impression of any game i've ever played. a final boss about 3x longer than any individual level in the game, 10x more difficult, and 100x more infuriating. it's not even hard in a fun way!! it's just boring and gets difficult 2 minutes into each attempt.

the rest of the game? fine. okay. a totally acceptable, if a little unpolished, fast-paced platformer. ALSO this is probably a switch-specific problem but this game ran like hot ass, to the point where i had to LOWER MY MONITOR SETTINGS to 480p JUST TO REMOVE A LITTLE LAG.

Simple nothing too big,good tough


The game is a lot of fun. The trucks feel like mad bulls. Highly recommend

Genuinely cannot even think of this game without associating it with 2016-era commentary YouTube. I was hearing Memeulous in my head the whole time I was playing this stupid ass game.

Yeah it's alright. Kinda just accidentally booted it up and then kept it on my "Playing" tab for a fucking year but it's alright. Probably the best "jumping from the roofs of moving vehicles" video game ever made, unless you count the Big Blue stage from Smash Bros. It gets kinda bullshit at points, but it's very much a "what you see is what you get" kinda game, and it knows what it wants out of itself. Worth a try, even if it's really nothing mindblowing by any stretch of the word.

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com calma e jeito se chega no c* de qualquer sujeito

Foi um jogo bom alguns anos atrás, acabou que é muito simples e enjoativo, o jogo definitivamente seria melhor se tivessem feito o final diferente, esse foi um dos piores finais de jogos possivel, foi tenebroso, ter jogado tudo pra no final ser aquilo o final foi triste demais.

Nice game, but nothing more than that, it's not a game you'll find memorable, and you might not even have fun after 20 minutes.

Um jogo bom para passar o tempo, desafiador mas não tão difícil assim, ideia interessante e divertida.

Clustertruck? more like cluster fuck that truck satan

Dude goated game but I've been stuck on the final boss for literal YEARS, for NO reason at all it's suddenly SO FUCKING HARD