Earthworm Jim 3D is a bizarre, uneven, but often hilarious ride. The transition to 3D is rough, the camera's a nightmare, and some levels are just plain annoying. But, the humor's off-the-wall, the bosses are creative, and collecting marbles and golden udders is strangely satisfying. It's a flawed gem, but definitely memorable for fans of the series or just weird 90s platformers.

Meh, at least it's good on paper. Likely never beating this one.