holy shit
this is one of those stream of consciousness reviews (all of mine are, but this one even more so):
this game is like the film in the sense that it's the worst but so fucking funny unintentionally. this one is definitely way wilder than its film because it looks so fucking ugly, somehow a downgrade from the previous game graphically, but also in the sense that no one looks like they do in the films (PLEASE LOOK UP HOW PETER LOOKS IN THIS GAME IM BEGGING YOU). gwen doesnt even fucking show up (???), it looks like it bears almost no relation to the previous game or its world, save for black cat mentioning cross-species genetics, electro like randomly shows up halfway through because they seemingly forgot he was literally the main villain of the film this is a tie-in for, the open world still SUCKS and you can't fucking do anything in it, the combat hasn't really improved much but you got new "ionic" blasts whatever the fuck that is, the music is SO FUCKING REPETITIVE I HAVE THAT STUPID OPEN WORLD THEME BLARING IN MY HEAD NOW LMAOOOOO, why is kraven a mentor figure to spider-man, the dialogue options in this are so half-assed i love it, they put in this hero-villain morality system that sounds cool on paper but it literally only applies to the open-world, and i don't mean in a sucker punch's infamous way, i mean in the sense that there's a task force that literally has electric force fields blocking your swinging path and fighting with you in the streets every five seconds if you dont fuck off to halfway across the map to do one of like 5 different fucking random crimes often enough, god this game is a mess, WHY DID THEY FUCKING ADAPT CARNAGE BEFORE THEY DID VENOM, GUYS THEY CALLED HIM "C.K.", NOT JUST FOR "CLETUS KASADY", BUT SO THE NEWS COULD CALL HIM "THE CARNAGE KILLER" IM CRYINGGG but hey at least now you can have either trigger swing with either hand! (ok i cant lie that was neat).
i do feel bad for Beenox because they've proven they can make great Spider-Man games, it's just that they had a budget of 4 dollars and had their already very rushed time to make this game cut in half because Marvel made them reset it all or something </3
this game is like the film in the sense that it's the worst but so fucking funny unintentionally. this one is definitely way wilder than its film because it looks so fucking ugly, somehow a downgrade from the previous game graphically, but also in the sense that no one looks like they do in the films (PLEASE LOOK UP HOW PETER LOOKS IN THIS GAME IM BEGGING YOU). gwen doesnt even fucking show up (???), it looks like it bears almost no relation to the previous game or its world, save for black cat mentioning cross-species genetics, electro like randomly shows up halfway through because they seemingly forgot he was literally the main villain of the film this is a tie-in for, the open world still SUCKS and you can't fucking do anything in it, the combat hasn't really improved much but you got new "ionic" blasts whatever the fuck that is, the music is SO FUCKING REPETITIVE I HAVE THAT STUPID OPEN WORLD THEME BLARING IN MY HEAD NOW LMAOOOOO, why is kraven a mentor figure to spider-man, the dialogue options in this are so half-assed i love it, they put in this hero-villain morality system that sounds cool on paper but it literally only applies to the open-world, and i don't mean in a sucker punch's infamous way, i mean in the sense that there's a task force that literally has electric force fields blocking your swinging path and fighting with you in the streets every five seconds if you dont fuck off to halfway across the map to do one of like 5 different fucking random crimes often enough, god this game is a mess, WHY DID THEY FUCKING ADAPT CARNAGE BEFORE THEY DID VENOM, GUYS THEY CALLED HIM "C.K.", NOT JUST FOR "CLETUS KASADY", BUT SO THE NEWS COULD CALL HIM "THE CARNAGE KILLER" IM CRYINGGG but hey at least now you can have either trigger swing with either hand! (ok i cant lie that was neat).
i do feel bad for Beenox because they've proven they can make great Spider-Man games, it's just that they had a budget of 4 dollars and had their already very rushed time to make this game cut in half because Marvel made them reset it all or something </3
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Better than the movie