i liked it

Burnout in an open world environment sounds like a dream come true, and luckily Criterion took every step to make sure that Burnout Paradise came out as mechanically dense as its predecessors while built on top of one of the best flowing worlds in an open world racer.

will stream it

Today I saw a really fancy car on the dual carriageway, and I could have sworn I heard DJ Atomica telling me to side swipe it into the central divider so that I may claim it as my own. Axl Rose was there too, squealing about pretty girls and green grass.

I resisted the temptation, and instead drove through a billboard positioned conveniently near the road. I'm writing this from hospital.

TAKE ME DOWN TO PARADISE CITY