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Tragic that the only game to feature Scratch and Grounder is a puyo puyo clone

It's fun for a few minutes... I mean it's literally just puyo puyo what else can I really say?

Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine is an 'Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog'-themed reskin of Japanese falling block puzzle game Puyo Puyo.

The premise of Puyo Puyo is simple but addictive. The aim of the game is to clear your board by joining together quads of beans and popping them off your board. When you pop a foursome, it makes a rock appear on your opponents board so by clearing your own board you're simultaneously disrupting your opponents'. Crucially, when you chain a combo of bean pops together, it creates an avalanche of rocks on your opponents board.

This is the central risk reward matrix at the heart of Puyo Puyo's gameplay and adds a delectable layer of tension. Do you build up a monstrous combo and leave yourself vulnerable to enemy rocks or do you try to overwhelm your opponent with a continual string of smaller combos?

It's a formula that's easy to grasp but takes time to master. I always found Mean Bean's story mode hit a sweet-spot with it's difficulty curve. Every robotic opponent has a distinct playstyle but they get progressively tougher to beat, pushing you to continually blast through your own perceived skill ceiling in an effort to get further. Overall it's the type of game I find endlessly replayable and satisfying to best.

For what it's worth, I enjoy Mean Bean over the original Puyo Puyo because of it's AOSTH inspiration. It's so much fun to see the goofy enemy portraits change from smug grins to desperate, sweating faces when you turn the tide in your favour. The tense Kraftwerk-inspired music and excellent used of well-placed sound effects (an exuberant YIPEE sounds off whenever you pop a quad of beans) only add to the satisfaction when you've got Dr. Robotnik on the ropes.