Alright, strap the fuck in because "Greener Grass Awaits" isn't your granddad's golf game—unless your granddad enjoys shitting his pants in fear while chasing a little white ball. Created by the diabolically twisted minds at Yatoimtop, this game turns a leisurely round of golf into a heart-pumping sprint from the stuff of nightmares. Honestly, I've never yelped over a sand trap before, but here we are. Four and a half stars because I'll never look at a golf club the same way again.

Now, I don't know what sadistic bastard thought mixing golf with horror was a good idea, but damn, they deserve a raise—or maybe a psych eval. The controls are slick as hell, even when your hands are sweaty because, guess what, there's a fucking ghost or something equally horrifying lurking around the next dogleg. And if you're like me and suck at golf, the horror isn't just in the jumpscares but in trying to make par while something out of your deepest, darkest fears is breathing down your neck.

In conclusion, "Greener Grass Awaits" is brilliantly terrifying, a unique mashup that's as innovative as it is freaky. But hell, it’s a small price to pay for a game that's as fun as it is frightening.