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I am not rating the game here but how it is programmed on a literal nail.
This is a game that was condemned to success, even if it is an utterly huge failure overall, by the sheer design that makes it extremelly marketable. This is very similar to what happened to Harry Potter or Star Wars, mid to low quality works that get elevated by the sheer amount of merch you can generate by it, being spammed to hell and back by companies to sell cereal boxes or whatever the fuck they want. Maybe it wasn't the original deal when it was created, but it's the best potential it has.

Anyways, similarly to mario 64, I will never get enough of this bugfest, I love how deep the mechanics of the bugs go and how you can even input arbitrary code on it, it's absolutely insane. Otherwise this game would have a score of 1 or maybe even a score of 0.5, which would mean that I consider this game a poison for society, but alas if it wasn't pokemon it would've been something else anyways.

I thought I was going to hate playing this, but it's quite enjoyable one nitpick was how many items and Pokemon I can carry at a time that was really annoying. The game is memorable and iconic with the locations, its Pokemon design, and the music of course. It always amazes me how much content they can fit in the little cartilage.

Yo evolucione a Magicarp en este juego. Cachau

I still think about lavender town till this day