Reviews from

in the past


I have sinned for not playing this masterpiece.

This and weezer makes me a sex magnet

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK YOUUUUU


absolutely stunning. jaw dropping, even. no game comes close to the absolute perfection that is 7 grand dad. from the great (for the system) graphics, captivating story, beautiful cutscenes, and fun gameplay, anyone who says this is anything below a 5 star rating is, frankly, stupid. this truly does bring a tear to my eye thinking about it, and how itll never be topped in the gaming space for all eternity. truly a masterpiece and a must play for any self respecting gamer. play this asap, you wont regret missing out on this masterful art piece of a game.

This review contains spoilers

GRAND DAD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

"Mario 7, is this the one I played? Let's check it out... GRAND DAD?!? FLEENSTONES?!?! OHHH.... GRAND DAD! GRAND DAD?! WHAT THE SHIT GRAND DAD?!??!" -Vinesauce Joel

i beat the whole game surprisingly was hell but pretty good nes game all things considered.

Anyone who rates this anything other than a 7/10 is lying to you. Even if they don't really mean to, that's just the voice in their heads convincing them otherwise.

i am in idol hell because of this