Reviews from

in the past


The first enemy you meet on the overworld is a chubby dude with a bicep tattoo called “POSER”. Very good.

Just might be one of the most boring RPGs I've ever played. An absolute slog to get through. It doesn't have an interesting story, not that it would need to because it's a Goemon game, but this story even fails to properly capitalize on the humour of the franchise. Battle are incredibly simple and boring, with maybe only one slight difficulty spike 3/4 through the game. Giving it only one star since it did give me some nice nostalgia of playing an 8-bit game.