>looking for a new main
>ask daisuke if his new character is creepy or wet
>he doesn't understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is creepy and what is wet
>he laughs and says "she's a good character ma'am"
>buy character
>she's creepy

Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazoooooooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WUBWLUEBLUWRBLUWLRUBWLRwulrbulrubwlerublwurlwublw tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spilling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO FUCK inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka ooohhhhh my gooooooooodd~A