Shimmy shimmy yay, shimmy yay, shimmy ya (drank)
Swalla-la-la (drank)
Swalla-la-la (swalla-la-la)
Swalla-la-la
Shimmy shimmy yay, shimmy yay, shimmy ya (drank)
Swalla-la-la (drank)
Swalla-la-la (swalla-la-la)
Swalla-la-la

Given this was my very first introduction to South Park, i'm guessing my age was still in the single digits.

Weirdly remember playing this a decent amount. I didn't have a Nintendo console until I had a DS so this may even have been my Mario Kart. I'm not sure if that is tragic or hilarious.

I now this game had it's version of the Balloon Battles. Except with Butts. Butts floating around your car.

Yup.

Might be the weirdest nostalgia I've ever had.

To start off, I don’t particularly know much or care about the source material and my friend bet me to beat the main mode; Championship Mode in under five days without losing credit. Despite my frustration over the game's mechanics and difficulty curve, I found the challenges in Championship mode to be hard enough to motivate me oddly but I guess that is just a me thing because I like a good retro challenge. Compared to other traditional racing games, this one is definitely not one so don’t poke your head into this one if you don’t like weird design decisions or don't like South Park. While the game has apparent flaws, I believe for an attempt to avoid being another Mario Kart is a unique approach you don’t really expect from an era where mascot kart racers were everywhere all mimicing the same game. I don’t think I will pick this game up again anytime soon but it is cool to unlock every single character I don’t know or care about lmao.