You can have Al Capone's talking cat, who is a master of drunken fist, beat up The Terminator, except The Terminator is also a cat.

You can have a gay vampire luchador hit Rasputin over the head with a 2x4

nope fucked up again

oh this one's good again

this is a bad one

this one's alright

this was a bad one

this was a good one

this one was better

this one was okay

this is a perfect litmus test for if someone's opinions are worth caring about

if they don't think pacman championship edition dx+ is a perfect game, you can ignore them

you got a boat

man remember when there was an era when this was groundbreaking? anyway don't step on the goop.

have you ever wanted to play a Russian World of Warcraft clone with an intrusive cash shop? well i have good news for you then.

also their blood elves have fairy wings